Meme Life Crisis

(Verse 1) In the glow of my CRT, a dancing baby just for me, Dial-up tones and MySpace zones, those pixelated monochrome thrones. I printed memes to pass around, the classroom’s freshest comic clown, LOLcats in my school bag stashed, Rage Comics made us all laugh. (Chorus) From Rage Comics to TikTok dances, my life's a meme in wide expanses, Every frame, a story to tell, on the carousel, where the wild memes dwell. Oh, my meme life crisis, in JPEG bliss, A pixel dance, don’t wanna miss. (Verse 2) Then came the days of Grumpy Cat, Doge so wow, can you believe that? Pepe shirts at every stall, "Is it 'mee-mee' or 'meem'? Let’s call!" Trying to stay on the meme train, Vine loops running through my brain, As we scrolled through endless feeds, memes were the friends we didn’t need. (Chorus) From Rage Comics to TikTok dances, my life's a meme in wide expanses, Every frame, a story to tell, on the carousel, where the wild memes dwell. Oh, my meme life crisis, in JPEG bliss, A pixel dance, don’t wanna miss. (Verse 3) Now every day’s a meme war, what am I even fighting for? Deep fried memes, a surreal dream, SpongeBob mocking all our schemes. I swipe my life in snippets small, a digital laugh at every scroll, Yet in this fast meme ebb and flow, I sometimes miss the memes of old. (Chorus) From Rage Comics to TikTok dances, my life's a meme in wide expanses, Every frame, a story to tell, on the carousel, where the wild memes dwell. Oh, my meme life crisis, in JPEG bliss, A pixel dance, don’t wanna miss. (Verse 4) Flash mobs fade, but Harlem shakes, in TikTok times, what’s it all take? Nyan Cat flies in retro skies, while newer memes in shadows rise. From ASCII art to 3D spins, I’ve seen the web through thick and thin, Yet, as I like and share and post, I wonder what I miss the most. (Chorus) From Rage Comics to TikTok dances, my life's a meme in wide expanses, Every frame, a story to tell, on the carousel, where the wild memes dwell. Oh, my meme life crisis, in JPEG bliss, A pixel dance, don’t wanna miss. (Verse 5) In chat rooms once, we typed with glee, now Discord reigns with emoji spree, Meme stocks rise, the crowd's wise, to the moon, under digital skies. ‘Area 51’ they planned to raid, while Baby Yoda sipped and swayed, As viral trends light up the night, I meme, therefore I might. (Bridge) Is life just memes, or memes just life? Caught in this virtual strife, An existential meme parade, my history in shades of shade. When Kermit sips that Lipton tea, I wonder who’s controlling me? (Chorus Reprise) From Rage Comics to TikTok dances, my life's a meme in wide expanses, Every frame, a story to tell, on the carousel, where the wild memes dwell. Oh, my meme life crisis, in JPEG bliss, A pixel dance, don’t wanna miss. (Outro) And here I stand, with meme in hand, creating laughs across the land, But mom just thinks I've sent a text, these generational memes vexed. Here’s to the memes, both old and new, may they forever retinue.