Here's Why!

I'm Anti-AI and here's why! First of all, I don't like AI, Because I dadgum don't understand AI. And, as you may or may not already know, Reactionaries always take up arms against things they don't understand. And that's a lot, let me tell you, my friend! I'm still trying to figure out women, Feelings and where various g-spots are, after over half-a-damn-century, for fucks sake! Back in my day we did things the hardest ways. That's tradition! Respect it I dadgum say! Or you're a hack and a fraud and a poopy-pants-face! I'll burn my career just to blockade this place! Am I being replaced? Secondly, I have spent nearly all the days, Of my miserable, entitled life learning to play, An instrument to the level of laughable mediocrity. I will not be having y'all upstage me. No sir. No damned sir! Back in my day we did things the hardest ways. That's tradition! Respect it I dadgum say! Or you're a hack and a fraud and a poopy-pants-face! I'll burn my career just to blockade this place! Am I being replaced? Don't forget to insert angry-face emoji here! Fourteen... mic drop! Nine... I earned my respect by having passion for music. What does that mean? It means I like music... More than you do and, even though I can't write it or arrange it, Or mix it or master it or play it, Really, I'm better than y'all in all the ways, Yes sir! I mean NO DAMNED SIR! I mean yes sir ma'am sir! Back in my day we did things the hardest ways. That's tradition! Respect it I dadgum say! Or you're a hack and a fraud and a poopy-pants-face! I'll burn my career just to blockade this place! Am I being replaced? And that's how I feel 'bout all that. Thank you for learning somethin' 'bout real musicians, Today and thank me for teaching it. Now get in line to lick my boots! That's just a formality... of course!