Flipping Through Pages

[Verse 1] I picked up the magazine, the headline caught my eye “Crossdressing Husbands” – I laughed, but had to buy I settled in a corner, coffee in my hand Reading stories about husbands in sequins and glam [Chorus] Oh, they say love’s a journey, with twists and surprises And a closet full of secrets in all shapes and sizes But here on these pages, I see I’m not alone My man loves his heels, and he’s never looked more at home [Verse 2] They’ve got advice for handling lipstick stains And tales of men who love satin and chains They say, “Just let him sparkle, don’t fight the thrill” So maybe next Christmas, he’ll be on our card in frills [Chorus] Oh, they say love’s a journey, with twists and surprises And a closet full of secrets in all shapes and sizes Now I’m laughing, I’m nodding, I get every line He’s my handsome, high-heeled honey, and he’s all mine [Bridge] They talk about wig care, and glitter tips And how to keep calm when he steals your slips I’m taking notes, my smile so wide Might just buy him that dress, let him wear it with pride [Chorus] Oh, they say love’s a journey, with twists and surprises And a closet full of secrets in all shapes and sizes Now I’m feeling the joy, seeing us on every page Our love’s unconventional, but we’re owning the stage [Outro] So here’s to the husbands in pearls and lace To the sparkly secrets we all embrace I close the magazine, my heart feeling light Loving him just feels so right