His Name Is Moxley

[verse] Tonikan told me to give his toy a new belt But I wasn't prepared for how bad it went First they told me he'd be here and work a full tour But instead he was taking a little detour Then no one bought our tickets and I felt dumb Naito was drawing all the dimes, now we're in a slump Cause I put my precious belt on an alcoholic pig Thought it'd hit a home run, my disillusion is big [chorus] His name is Moxley (Moxley !) Knee strikes as gay as Ospreay (Ospreay !) Drawing a dime ? There's no way ! (No way !) New Japan fans don't wanna pay (Oh no !) So we PLUMMET (PLUMMET !) Ticket sales are going down ! (DOWN !) Not showing up from town to town (TOWN !) And when he's here no one makes a sound ! (Ohw !) His name is Jon Moxley and he's an anti-draw ! (WOAAAH !)