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Fluffy New Pillow

April 17, 2024 at 3:48 PMv3

[Intro] Looks like you've been sleeping well! [Verse] Just when you thought it couldn't get any better My Pillow 2 point oh is now the best pillow ever! (Well how did you do that?) We increased Pillow technology To help better hide your gun while you sleep! (WOW!) [Bridge] We use temperature regulating thread to keep your gun cool before it sprays hot lead [Chorus] Hi I'm Mike Lindell and I made history, By creating My Pillow, buy one get one free!!! I promise you'll be sleeping even better The Democrats tried to steal the election! [Bridge] Go to My pillow dot com! (Wow, tell me more!!!) [Verse] Just like all of you I never imagined, a better sleep experience. Or that I would have to go to court for multiple felony counts (Good luck Mike!) Making this patented pillow helps your head on your bed, And it gave more money for my drug addiction! (Feeling Good!!!) [Bridge] MyPillow is machine washable! Cleaning up the blood stains just got easier (Hear that, Mick Closs keyss?!) [Chorus] Hi I'm Mike Lindell and I made history, By creating My Pillow, buy one get one free!! I promise you'll be sleeping even better The Democrats tried to steal the election! [Outro, speaking] Mr. Lindell was convicted for 5 million in damages.

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