The Computer Cheats

[Verse 1] I’m on the edge, my last damn life, Pixels blazing, in the fight of my life. Dodging bullets, jumping gaps, But that CPU’s laying traps. [Chorus] The computer cheats, it’s rigged to win, Push my buttons, let the rage begin! It reads my moves, it knows my plans, I’m calling BULLSHIT with controller in hand! Are you serious?! That’s not even in the manual! [Verse 2] A perfect block? Yeah, that’s legit, Predicts my combo—this is bullshik. Infinite health? What a joke, This game’s AI is high on coke! [Chorus] The computer cheats, it’s playing dirty, Stupid RNG, this game’s unworthy! It’s not my fault, I swear I’m skilled, But the AI’s programmed to get me killed! Oh come on, that hitbox is garbage! [Bridge] Rubberbanding on the final lap, (You piece of crap!) Perfect aim, I’m in its sights, (Stop spamming light attacks!) It’s a love-hate thing, but I still press start, To rage again—this game breaks my heart! [Solo] What the fuck?! I definitely pressed jump! [Solo] Oh come on! [Solo] The shit is that!? [Verse 3] That enemy spawned out of thin air, Cheap tactics, it doesn’t play fair. It’s like the devs want me to fail, I’d throw this controller, but it’s not on sale. [Chorus] The cunt computer cheats, it’s set to destroy, Ruining lives, and stealing joy! It’s the final boss, a twisted god, Unbeatable foe—it’s just a façade! You’re lucky I can’t uninstall you! [Outro] The computer cheats, but I’ll try again, Because gamers don’t quit, we persevere till the end. So bring your hacks, you soulless machine, I’ll beat you someday… but I’ll rage in between.