Rudolph Runs a Coke Cartel

[Verse 1] Rudolph’s got the nose, but it ain't for show, He's snortin' lines, stackin’ cash, runnin’ the snow. He’s the leader of the North, a reindeer king, But his empire’s built on powder and bling! [Chorus] Rudolph runs a coke cartel, In the North Pole, it’s a snowy hell. Forget the sleigh, he’s got the stash, Making deals with elves in a cocaine flash! [Verse 2] Santa’s on the payroll, he's the muscle man, Comin' down chimneys with a bag full of grams. The elves are all wired, they’re makin’ the toys, But they're packin’ the coke for the bad girls and boys! [Chorus] Rudolph runs a coke cartel, In his sleigh, the secrets swell. He’s got the snow, the coke, the elves, And a white Christmas you won’t tell! [Bridge] Red-nosed renegade, he’s the dealer supreme, Snortin’ that crystal like it’s part of his dream. Blitzen’s the lookout, Cupid’s on the side, They’re high as hell, and the profits are wide! [Chorus] Rudolph runs a coke cartel, The snow’s turned white, but it's a different hell. Pack the lines, hit the sleigh, We’re gettin’ lit this Christmas Day! [Outro] So if you’re lookin’ for gifts, better think twice, Rudolph’s got a package, it ain’t sugar or spice. He’s movin’ weight, with a sleigh full of lies, Merry Christmas, motherfucker, enjoy the ride!