That Ol' Sweet Tea

[Intro] Grab your red hats and your guns boys! (YEEEHAAWWW!!!) [Verse] Oh I'm just a good American man I like Coors Light and shooting cans Like doe-minuh-CANS and Mex-ee-CANS Whoops that was a Puerto Rican (They're all brown anyway!) I may have absorbed a lot of lead But I hold values in good stead [Chorus] Now there's a crisis in our land, These are the things I cannot stand! Democrats and liberals! Basic economic principles! I don't like things I don't understand All I know is I want to be freeeee. [Verse] Gonna ride my horse Old Billy, Down to my conservative city, We all drink from the same tap, I guess there's still some led in that. Let's build a fence so big and pretty On that border of Mex A Keeeee! (BUILD THAT WALL!) [Refrain] I strum down that old folk tune, As I spit dip in my spit TOON! Drink down that old sweet tea, The led is in it already (Yummy!) I vote red, never blue, If you ask me why I say FUCK YOOOUUU (YEEEHAAWWW!) [Outro] My favorite snack for long car trips Is a big bag of old paint chips.