[Verse 1] I got a paycheck, but it’s already gone, Spent it last night on things I don’t own. Rent’s overdue, but who needs a roof? When you’ve got overpriced coffee and useless tattoos? The landlord’s callin’, but I hit decline, What’s a few months late? It’s fine, I’m fine. Credit card’s maxed, can’t keep up the lie, Guess my financial plan is: “Hope I don’t die.” [Chorus] Oh, I’m living in the negatives, Laughing while my wallet rips. I’ll make it rain with IOUs, Yeah, broke is the new cool. I’m spending cash I’ll never see, Living large on imaginary dreams. Oh, somebody save me, oh wait, don’t— I’ll blow it all again on nothing I want. [Verse 2] Spotify premium? Yeah, that’s a must, But the car got repo’d—oops, that sucks. Friends are like, “Dude, you need to chill!” But how can I stop when retail therapy’s my thrill? Every Friday’s payday, every Friday’s pain, ‘Cause by Monday morning, it’s all down the drain. Who needs food when you’ve got Netflix streams? Yeah, I’ll survive on memes and caffeine. [Chorus] Oh, I’m living in the negatives, Laughing while my wallet rips. I’ll make it rain with IOUs, Yeah, broke is the new cool. I’m spending cash I’ll never see, Living large on imaginary dreams. Oh, somebody save me, oh wait, don’t— I’ll blow it all again on nothing I want. [Bridge] Got a savings plan: Step one, don’t exist. Step two, manifest money out of the abyss. Retirement’s a joke; I’ll die at my desk, Or start a GoFundMe—“Help Me Fix This Mess!” [Chorus] Oh, I’m living in the negatives, Laughing while my wallet rips. I’ll make it rain with IOUs, Yeah, broke is the new cool. I’m spending cash I’ll never see, Living large on imaginary dreams. Oh, somebody save me, oh wait, don’t— I’ll blow it all again on nothing I want. [Outro] So cheers to the broke life, it’s all I know, Burning paychecks faster than they grow. If being rich means playing it straight, I’d rather be broke—call it fate. [Outro 2] I’m living in the negatives, it’s where I belong, Writing bad checks like it’s my theme song. The bills keep piling, the stress is free, But hey, at least it’s authentically me. I’ll laugh it off, yeah, it’s all a game, When you’re this broke, there’s no shame. So raise a toast to this beautiful mess— Being broke’s my vibe, I must confess. Oh, I’m living in the negatives!!!!!! Oh yeaaaah!!!!!! Oh-oooooooh!!!!