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February 23, 2025 at 5:24 AMv4

[Verse] No one had ever set foot in this land, A lone adventurer wandered the uncharted. Thick fog cloaked the surroundings, Not even an inch ahead was visible. Despite despair, he pressed forward, As if guided, a small cave appeared before him. [Pre-Chorus] "I’ll rest here for the night." In the silence, he lit a lantern, scanning the cave. There, he found an ancient chest, His blood raced, his heart pounded. [Chorus] "There must be treasure inside!" With trembling hands, he lifted the lid. A blinding flash burst forth, forcing his eyes shut. When he opened them, a towering genie stood before him. [Verse] "You have freed me at last! As a reward, I shall grant you three wishes!" The adventurer grinned. "Amazing! Give me a sec to think!" The genie boomed, "Your first wish is granted!" A brilliant glow surrounded him. "I shall wait forever! Now, state your second wish!" [Pre-Chorus 2] "What?! That counted as a wish?!" Annoyed, he carefully thought of the next one. "Turn whoever talks behind my back into an ugly freak!" "Your second wish is granted!" The genie’s body shone again. "It is done! Now, your final wish!" He had no idea... His own wife had just turned hideous. [Chorus 2] He glanced at his groin, then started to squirm. "Uh... uh... pe..." "Uh... uh... pe..." He was too shy to say it. "Uh... ten centimeters... no, five centimeters is fine... Please make my banana bigger!" With a bright red face, he said. [Bridge] "Gold, fame, anything in the world… Yet, you ask for this? Well, fine! I’ll throw in a bonus— A truly magnificent banana!" His eyes sparkled like a boy’s on Christmas morning. The genie glowed once more, then vanished into smoke. [Hook] No changes to his body… "Maybe by morning, it’ll be different?" Excited, he sat down for a meal. But something felt off—his backpack was oddly stuffed. He opened it and gasped… The banana he packed for a snack… Had grown to the size of a giant daikon radish. [Outro] He cried… he cried… The adventurer wept uncontrollably. "Not THIS banana!!!" His voice echoed through the silent, hidden land. [End]