Lost in the goon

GOONING REMIX (Based on the original, now turned into an unhinged masterpiece.) [Verse] I'm gonna goon all over you. I'm gonna goon with you. Our love... It used to be free... But now it's changed... CAN’T YOU FUCKIN’ SEEEEEE?!?!?!? [Electric banjo solo] (because why the hell not?) [Chorus] Can’t hold back... Can’t slow down... This goon’s about to take the crown! We were meant to be… But now I’m stuck in ecstasy! Drifting apart... But I’m locked in gooning gloryyyyyyy!!! OOOoooOOOWOOWOWWWWWWWWWWWW NOooooooOOOOOOWOOWOWOWO!!! [Verse 2] We had a love that burned so bright, But now I’m gooning all damn night! Trapped in the screen’s seductive might, Like a cursed monk lost in the light! [Bridge] WHERE ARE YOU NOW?!?!? (Oh wait, doesn’t matter—goon time!) [Chorus] Can’t hold back… Can’t slow down… I’m a goon king, wearing my crown! We were meant to be… But now I’m lost in 4K clarityyyyyy! Drifting apart… But I’m locked in goon infinityyyyy!!! OOOoooOOOWOOWOWWWWWWWWWWWW NOooooooOOOOOOWOOWOWOWO!!! [Instrumental Interlude] (feat. Slappin’ electric banjo & a WILD harmonica solo) [Bridge] WHERE ARE YOU?!? WHERE?!?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!? (Oh wait, my bad, back to gooning!) [Chorus] Can’t hold back… Can’t slow down… I sold my soul to the goon crown! We were meant to be… But now I’m forever lost in HD! Drifting apart… But I’m locked in goon realityyyyy!!! OOOoooOOOWOOWOWWWWWWWWWWWW NOooooooOOOOOOWOOWOWOWO!!! [Instrumental outro] (Complete banjo mayhem, harmonica wailing, and a choir of gooners chanting in unison.)