I was walking in a town called Enumclaw

[verse 1] I was walking in a town called Enumclaw I saw a slightly open barn door not sure what to do then I spotted Mr Hands he flashed his sexy horse shoe and he looked (oh god oh god) like a whore [verse2] we started slow (slow slow) then things got weird not sure how deep to go (how deep how deep) That horse tore me up that horse knew how to fuck seeing god (oh god oh god no) it looked me in the eyes (those dead horse eyes) and game me the nod [chorus] when I took that horse I thought that I could run that horsey course (run that course, that horsey course) but then it touched my insides so deep it hit my eyes seeing god through its veiny horsey dong (that horsey dong) [hook] just one man (a simple man) with a farmers tan (farmers tan) turned up in a van (an old old van) looked for some fun (simple fun) took a horse up the bum (my country bum) [verse 3] So what did we learn ignore the heart and what it might yearn because our simple needs can cause us problems when it involves a steed [hook 2] I had a simple plan me and mr hands running wild running free but that big horse (such a big boy horse) was too much for me [hook 4] was too much for me (it was plane to see)