Jingle Fail

[Verse] Shopping for the sweater fluffy and bright Red and green but it's one ugly sight Grandma knitted it with all her might Still I'll wear it to the party tonight [Verse 2] Turkey's burning smell fills the air Forgot the timer but who would care Uncle Dave's asleep in his chair Y'all we got hotdog Christmas fare [Chorus] Jingle fail jingle fail sliding down the hall Santa slipped on wrapping paper big old man did fall Jingle fail jingle fail there's laughter all around Christmas dings and Christmas bongs it's true joy that we've found [Verse 3] Gift of socks every year no surprise Try to fake it and act all wise Sister's laughter can't be disguised It's memories that money can't buy [Bridge] Lights tangled in a web of fright Each one glued to the crazy kite Plug it in and it’s sheer delight House glows like it’s broad daylight [Chorus] Jingle fail jingle fail sliding down the hall Santa slipped on wrapping paper big old man did fall Jingle fail jingle fail there's laughter all around Christmas dings and Christmas bongs it's true joy that we've found