Goomer

[intro] Mid-2000s, home rom school, The days when my life was cool. Dreamcast, XBox, Gamecube, PS2, Another run at saving Hyrule. Life ruled. [chorus] I want to go back to the days, Put my life on replay, Make every day a Friday, Forever glued to a screen, Back to when I was a tween. [verse] The sun goes down and I come alive, I wake up, turn on my PS5, Scratch my neck hair, maybe go live, Check when my package will arrive. [verse] A text from my friend, he's on in five, I boot the game off the hard drive, Battle Royale, I'm down, no revive, Damn man, my life is just deprived. [chorus] [verse] My room is a mess, bottles everywhere, It smells like something died somewhere, I have no windows, I'm downstairs, It doesn't bother me, I don't really care. [verse] I log onto Steam, I've got two thousand games, Forty are installed, the other ones are lame, Summer sale is on, time to buy the new campaign, Haven't played since last year, the update is insane. [chorus] [verse] My dad comes in my room, I tell him go away, He turns on the lights, it's bright as day, He says I got the job, to my dismay, Why should I work? I only want to play. [verse] I didn't wake up, missed my first day, No-call, no-show, hip-hip, Hooray! My dad is disappointed but says I can still stay, I'm not a wagecuck anyways. [chorus] [outro]