[Verse] Built a house of dirt and dreams waver Creeper blew it up now I need a favor Swam in lava with my rarest gear Thought I had skills now I’m filled with fear [Verse 2] Tried to tame a wolf with rotten meat Got bit instead now I face defeat Mining straight down in search of gold Fell in a deep cave, my fate is cold [Chorus] I’m a master of disaster in this pixel land Every block I place crumbles in my hand When the creepers cast their glance In the mind of Steve I’ll take my chance [Bridge] Tried to craft a table with three blocks wide Started digging into bedrock got denied Lost in the nether can’t find my way Knocked off a cliff, oh yay! [Verse 3] Got lost in the caves no way back home My compass broke now I’m all alone [Chorus] I’m a master of disaster in this pixel land Every block I place crumbles in my hand When the creepers glance, In the mind of Steve I’ll take my chance