Church Girls Are Easy

The parking lot was our holy ground Sneaking off to where we couldn’t be found Your parents thought they’d save your soul But you wore rebellion like a cross of gold Choir girl in a leather jacket All the sermons? You just laughed right past it They gave you a Bible, but I gave you a ride... Guess I was the devil in disguise! It might be a little sleazy But it turns out church girls are easy Daddy sends them to repent and pray But I was waiting in the wings to play I wasn’t there for the sermon or prayer I was just chasing you everywhere Amen—we were never that pure You needed saving, I wanted more The youth group lock-ins were made for sin We’d sneak out just to sneak back in The risks felt more like a joke to you Wasn't exciting if it wasn't taboo You wore your guilt like a crown of thorns But I knew better—we weren’t reborn They were trying to save your soul... The only safety was your birth control! It might be a little sleazy But it turns out church girls are easy Daddy sends them to confess their sins But I just waited ‘til the service ends I wasn’t there for the sermon or prayer I was just chasing you everywhere Amen—we were never that pure You needed saving, I wanted more Hail Mary—with your lace and temptation Sunday school never taught that sensation Forgive me, Father, but she led the way The real "good book" is Fifty Shades “Let us pray”—nah, let’s raise some hell You wore your Sunday best all too well! HELL YEAH! It might be a little sleazy But it turns out church girls are easy Daddy sends them to repent and pray But I was waiting in the wings to play I wasn’t there for the sermon or prayer I was just chasing you everywhere Amen—we were never that pure You needed saving, I wanted more Blessed be the wicked and sexy... Amen!!