FUCK, I’M OLD (DANCE TIL YOU DIE REMIX)

(Upbeat. Existential. Kinda makes you wanna cry in the club.) (Intro – Club Beat Kicks) Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! I got old as shit! Somebody tell me, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! (Verse 1 – Funky Bass & Existential Screaming) Woke up today and my back just said "NO." Checked my phone, turns out I'm fucking old. Where the fuck did my dreams all run off to hide? Oh wait, they got jobs and then fucking died! Oh, youth was a scam, just a cruel little game, Now it’s bills and alarm clocks and joints full of pain! Where the fuck did the parties and dumb nights all go? Oh yeah, they got swapped for a desk and a loan. (Pre-Chorus – Build Up, Lights Flashing!) Bills, work, debt, rent, That’s my fuckin’ life! Every single joy I had Got stabbed with a knife! Drinking through the dread, Yeah, we’re laughing, we’re fine! (We are NOT fine.) (But we're drinking all the time.) (Chorus – DROP HITS HARD) OH SHIT, I’M OLD! TIME TO FUCKING SCREAM! Nothing really matters But we still gotta BE! Drinking through the chaos, Work until we're dead, Life’s a joke, death’s a punchline, LMAO, what the fuck?! (instrumental) (bass drop) (Post-Chorus – EDM Breakdown) Fuck, fuck, fuck, I’m OLD! Can’t go back, can’t reload! Fuck, fuck, fuck, I’m DOOMED! Let’s drink before we're in the tomb! (Verse 2 – MORE DREAD, MORE BASS) Friends are married, friends got kids, Now I sit alone and scroll through shit. Plans I never made, I'm DEAD IN THE DIRT! But I gotta clock in ‘cause paying bills comes first! (Pre-Chorus – Existential Monologue While The Beat Builds Back Up) Youth was wasted, and it's come down to THIS, One day you wake up, and you just not exist. Work to survive, just to work ‘til you are dead, I’d burn this whole system but I'll have drink instead Work to survive, just to work 'til you rot, What’s the point of it all? Well, spoiler: there’s not! But hey, at least we got memes and cheap beer, Let’s laugh at the void ‘cause the end’s almost here! (Chorus – BEAT DROPS HARDER THAN MY WILL TO LIVE ) OH SHIT, I’M OLD! WHERE THE FUCK DID TIME GO?! Yesterday I was 20, Now my knees say NO! Nothing really matters, But we still gotta grind! So fuck it, let’s party, like it's 1999! (Outro – Soft Fade, Whispered Dread) …fuck, fuck, fuck, I’m old… …where the fuck did my life go…? …oh well, let’s fucking get drunk and forget for a little bit