Hey Mr. Inappropriate

[Verse 1] You're sitting there all smug and high In your squeaky leather chair, asking why "Where do you see yourself in five...?" Like you can predict if you'll be alive "Where are you really from?" you say Like my accent needs to go away Got your power trip checklist ready to go Making candidates sweat just to put on a show [Chorus] Hey Mr. Inappropriate Your questions make me nauseated "Are you planning to procreate?" That's none of your business, mate! (That's none of your business, mate!) My uterus is none of your business, mate (My uterus is none of your business, mate) [Verse 2] "Got kids at home? Planning more?" That's what HR warned you for Scrolling through my socials during our talk Making me wait while you take a walk "Why'd you leave your last position?" Like it's some kind of inquisition Mansplaining my own resume While your coffee breath makes me sway [Chorus] Hey Mr. Inappropriate Your questions make me nauseated "Are you planning to procreate?" That's none of your business, mate! (That's none of your business, mate!) My uterus is none of your business, mate (My uterus is none of your business, mate) [Bridge] "Your name sounds quite exotic" Stop being xenophobic "Will your culture be a fit?" I'm about to throw a fit You want me to work for exposure In your "fun" toxic culture Ghosting after four interviews Is that what professionals do? (Is that what professionals do?) [Verse 3] "What's your current salary?" "Can you work late without a fee?" Your startup's like a family? That's the reddest flag I've ever seen "Are you married? Want to be?" Stop interrogating me Keep your ping pong tables and free snacks I'd rather have proper feedback [Chorus] Hey Mr. Inappropriate Your questions make me nauseated "Are you planning to procreate?" That's none of your business, mate! (That's none of your business, mate!) My uterus is none of your business, mate (My uterus is none of your business, mate) [Outro] Next time try reading my CV Before asking me what I do And maybe, just maybe Don't text while I'm talking to you (While I'm talking to you!) My uterus is none of your business, mate (My uterus is none of your business, mate) My uterus is none of your business, mate (My uterus is none of your business, mate) My uterus is none of your business, mate (My uterus is none of your business, mate) My uterus is none of your business, mate (My uterus is none of your business, mate) My uterus is none of your business, mate (My uterus is none of your business, mate)