Gilf Hunters - Shooting Star

BLORFF GURPS JERPS PLORPS ZORPS That's the sound I make when Ice uckk that HOAR SCOCK I wish upon a shooting star To meet a man who shoots real far Oh yeah, you heard me, my mouth full I'm a furry Things are blurry wake up early, I get that vitamin C to stop scurvy This man's curvy, this man's gurr thee Yes I serve D this is the Kentucky derby Sowph Huck me and curse me Start busstin I'm thirsty I want you to hurt me And I won't do it conversely Work me, Work Me! Herky Jerky Throat is murky that come is working I'm always lurking I'm neigh kidd twerking Ice uck awwk inside of a Burg King Pownd me like you aren't an earthling That alien curved thing, I'm not even worthy Give me that Hoar Scock (HOAR SCOCK!)) BLORFF GURPS JERPS PLORPS ZORPS That's the sound I make when Ice uckk that HOAR SCOCK I wish upon a shooting star To meet a man who shoots real far That thikk dawng is a tickin' bomb And I wont let it last for long, I geddit on till its no lon gurrlong Work mighth rote like I'm singin' a song Bring your friends I'll take everybody that you bringin along I could drane Hong Kong, if you're thinkin' I'm wrong Then line em up and I'll send them right back where they from This ironjaw so strong back and forth like pong [chorus] BLORFF GURPS JERPS PLORPS ZORPS That's the sound I make when Ice uckk that HOAR SCOCK I wish upon a shooting star To meet a man who shoots real far [Verse] Throat poked by a bloke till I croak and I choke (blorpppp) Y'all broke folk don't want to evoke no smoke (no smoke) I stroke that oak till it's provoked to explode Now I'm covered like a cloak, in these yolk ropes I'm soaked (soaked!) I just spoke with a bro who can get us more coke No joke, shit's dope it will fuck up your nose (yessss) Coke rails thicker than a line on a road Do a line off my choad till I shoot another load Cuppin' that scrote, cum rope no scope Hot white jizz flowed, overload as I blowed This is my ode to the load that overflowed my abode I bestrode that pole as it shattered my hole Yeah bro let's go treat me like a commode I upload it to Linked In and get endorsed for deep throat! [chorus] BLORFF GURPS JERPS PLORPS ZORPS That's the sound I make when Ice uckk that HOAR SCOCK I wish upon a shooting star To meet a man who shoots real far [bridge - slow, passionate vocals] I'm at Guy Fieri's restaurant Crushing a margarita Looking at senoritas Wishing that they were duuudes (dudes!) I like them strong with a long throbbin' dong I'll make it go limp just the way it belongs Suckin' off throngs of hot Viet Cong The line is so long but it's finished by dawn I could free North Korea and have them all gone By suckin' the soul right out of Kim Jonggggggg [chorus] BLORFF GURPS JERPS PLORPS ZORPS That's the sound I make when Ice uckk that HOAR SCOCK I wish upon a shooting star To meet a man who shoots real far