Sunshine Day

[Verse] My alarm clock goes off, 9 a.m.. With a smile I spring up out of my bed. I whistle as my waffles cook, I sit in the sunlight and reed a book. It's a perfect and sunny December day, I grab my zip up jacket 'cuz it's chill-aye! I'm about to leave my house, And now I'm almost done! I grabbed my trusty backpack, And pack my trusty gun! [Bridge happy whistling] [Refrain] It's a bright, beautiful, sunshiny day! [Happy whistling] I'm going to the city, I really can't wait! It's a bright, beautiful, sunshiny day! [Happy whistling!] I'm going to find Brian Thompson. I'm going to make him pay! [Verse] A gentle wind nips across my face, I put on a mask and walk at a leisurely pace. I walk past the park where I see children play, And check into the hostel Where I plan to stay. Behind the counter sits the most beautiful girl, I want to take her dancing and give her a twirl! Sadly I can't stay, My job must now be done, It's a great day to murder, That asshole Brian Thompson! [Interlude happy whistling] [Refrain] It's a bright, beautiful, sunshiny day! [Happy whistling] I'm going to the city, I really can't wait! It's a bright, beautiful, sunshiny day! [Happy whistling!] I'm going to find Brian Thompson. I'm going to make him pay! [Lower key 2 and 1/2 step [Verse] I'm back on the streets just strollin' along. Stop for a snack and screw my silencer on. When is see him walking along in his blue suit. So I walk up behind him and begin to shoot. He does a silly little dance and then falls down. I unjam the gun and fire another round. He's bleeding out! He's in his death throws! Healthcare cannot help him now! Delay, deny, depose, disposed! [Interlude dramatic pause] [Interlude happy whistling] [Return to C major key] [Refrain] It's a bright, beautiful, sunshiny day! [Happy whistling] I'm gonna leave this city, I really can't stay! It's a bright, beautiful, sunshiny day! [Happy whistling!] I'm taking down insurance players. It's time to move to single payer! [Fade to end]