[Start] [Intro] Oh my giddy aunt, they’re at it again, Admins with hax, like original sin. I spawn, I hide, but there’s no escape, Cheese and rice, this match is a tape! [Verse 1] For Pete’s sake, can you play it fair? You’re teleporting now? Oh, how very dare! Holy Satan’s ballsack, I’m blown to bits, While you dance around with your cheat code kits. Son of a biscuit, it’s a circus out here, Every time I respawn, you just appear. Mother forking shirt balls, you’ve no shame at all, Invisible sniper? Oh, go lick a duck, y’all! [Chorus] Oh, fudge nuggets, you’re at it again, Mother fluffer, can we not pretend? Son of a biscuit, I can’t get a break, Holy Satan’s ballsack, for Pete’s sake! [Verse 2] Crazy cracker, you camp on my spawn, With laser precision, my health is all gone. I say, “What the fudge?” as I watch the kill cam, Your aim’s so ridiculous, it’s clearly a scam. Shit a brick, now you’re flying a tank? While I’m running on fumes and my ping just sank. Cheese and rice, it’s a comedy show, But fudge it, I’m here for the chaos, you know. [Chorus] Oh, fudge nuggets, you’re at it again, Mother fluffer, can we not pretend? Son of a biscuit, I can’t get a break, Holy Satan’s ballsack, for Pete’s sake! [Bridge] You laugh in the chat, you call me a “noob,” While I’m stuck in a loop like a glitchy Rube. For fudge’s sake, you’re a hacker supreme, But next time I’m bringing the cheat-busting team. [Chorus] Oh, fudge nuggets, you’re at it again, Mother fluffer, can we not pretend? Son of a biscuit, I can’t get a break, Holy Satan’s ballsack, for Pete’s sake! [Outro] So here’s to the chaos, the jokes and the rage, This digital battlefield’s my favorite stage. You son of a mother trucker, you’ll always win, But I’ll keep coming back, let the games begin! [End]