Ricardo (Based on actual events)

[Verse} Ricardo's going to Mexico He wants me to drive his car But I don't live near Mexico It is very very far [Verse 2] Ricardo's going to Mexico To see his family I cannot date your cousin She is only seventeen [Chorus] Ricardo What were you thinking To take me so very far away Ricardo I'm sweating, I'm stinking Withdrawals is no time to try to get laid Ricardo I clogged up your toilet I'll hunt for the plunger the rest of the day Ricardo I want to go home now It's Christmas and kids don't want me to stay [Verse 3] Ricardo traveled to Mexico In his truck, but I sold the title I drove his black mustang Crashed it on Shasta while I was in idle [Verse 4] Your mustang left in the parking lot Just outside of Nogales I told you it was a bad idea to leave anything near Nogales [Chorus] Ricardo What were you thinking To take me so very far away Ricardo I'm having no fun now Diarrhea in my bowels it just won't stay Ricardo Community plunger I told you I'd find it and I did the very next day Ricardo It's time to go home now No you cannot have my mustang in exchange [Outro] Ricardo It was a nice time Your cartel and family made me feel at home Ricardo I'm sorry for those things But me and your cousin, that was you alone