Dave Bin Laden - Footprints at the Bar (Remastered)

[Verse] I love the Lord, me and Jesus are tight I talk to him in the morning and again in the night Before breakfast and lunch, and before my dinner He's my Lord and Savior and I'm just a lowly sinner Everywhere I go, he's right there with me As I re-livv moments of my life in a dream Thru good and bad, thru thick and thin There were two sets of footprints, me and him But one night at my darkest, I only saw one So I called to him, Lord where have you gone And he said [Chorus] Dave that's when your fat tass got drunk You were black-out again, stumbling to your truck Daaave I would never ever ever leave you alone I picked your drung kass up and I carried you home! Oh yeahhh I carried you home [Verse] All these moments of my life, they come cascading back It's me at the bar just bein' a star, and JC has my back! From my truck to the bar when I'm gettin' turnt There's two sets of footprints in that dirt One set's mine, it's a size eleven And the other is the Lord's, comin' down from heaven But some nights there's only one set randomly Iasked "Lord, why did you abandon me?" And he said [Chorus] Dave that's when your fat tass got drunk You were black-out again, stumbling to your truck Daaave I would never ever ever leave you alone I picked your drung kass up and I carried you home! Oh yeahhh I carried you home [Bridge] Jesus said to me, "Dave I told you When time's are tough I'll carry and hold you You know you only wear a size eleven These are bigger and they come from heaven Plus, you wear fancy boots with a heel lift I just slip on some old sandals real quick Can't you tell these footprints were made by sandals? Dave did you just chug a bourbon handle? Looks like I'm carrying you home again tonight..." [Chorus] Dave that's when your fat tass got drunk You were black-out again, stumbling to your truck Daaave I would never ever ever leave you alone I picked your drung kass up and I carried you home! Oh yeahhh I carried you home [Bridge] Jesus told me " Dave, please stop driving drunk" Thanks Lord for thinkin' bout me damaging my truck He said "Dave I'm not worried about you hittin' a dam tree I'm more concerned about you plowing into a family" You're right Lord I apologize It looks like you're carrying me home tonight [Chorus] Dave that's when your fat tass got drunk You were black-out again, stumbling to your truck Daaave I would never ever ever leave you alone I picked your drung kass up and I carried you home! Oh yeahhh I carried you home But tonight Dave I'm just gonna get you an Uber