#HexedMyEx

[Intro] Tick tock on my haunted clock Your Instagram's about to block My cauldron's got WiFi connection Time for some supernatural rejection (And yes, I've got a ring light too For when I'm cursing folks like you) [Verse 1] You called me "creepy witch" in math Now feel my passive-aggressive wrath While you were busy being mean I learned dark arts from TikTok scenes Got my grimoire from Etsy shop (Five stars, the shipping was top) Mixed potions in my Starbucks cup 'Cause that's how modern witches up [Pre-Chorus] Amazon Prime-days ... a crystal ball It showed me how to make you fall Got sage and incense from Whole Foods To match my vengeful witch girl moods My familiar's an emotional support cat Bet you didn't think about that! [Chorus] Cursed! (Yass!) You brought this on yourself Should've left my crystals on the shelf But no-oh-oh, you had to jest Now Snapchat filters won't suggest Your face is even there at all Your selfies hit a spiritual wall (That's karma, bestie, watch it fall!) [Verse 2] Remember when you left me on read? Now all your texts show up as dead Your DMs turning into bats Your stories haunted by black cats My potion's got that extra spice Like Pumpkin Spice, but not as nice Your Spotify plays only screams Your Netflix queue's all cursed daydreams [Bridge] Your BeReal? More like BeCursed Every photo comes out reversed Your Discord's filled with ghostly static TikTok feed's gone all dramatic Tried to block me? That's so sweet But magic's got you Alt-Delete [Breakdown] You thought I was just that weird teen Who wore black and kept it clean But I've got powers you can't see And a verified account on WitchyMe My hex posts always go viral Your life's in quite a downward spiral [Verse 3] Your AirPods only play my spells Your smart watch just counts down to hell Your Uber rating's dropping fast Each ride might be your very last That blue tick you wanted so bad? Now it's purple, aren't you sad? [Pre-Chorus 2] My cauldron's got RGB lights Perfect for those cursing nights When Mercury's in retrograde And all your followers start to fade I'm trending on the astral plane While you're just trending in pain [Chorus - Extended] Cursed! (Slay!) You brought this on yourself Your vibe check's failing, need some help? But no-oh-oh, you had to speak Now every filter makes you look weak Your content's giving cursed aesthetic And not in that cool, poetic Way that gets you all the likes Just pure chaos, yikes on yikes! [Bridge 2] Asked ChatGPT for curse advice It said "Your karma ain't playing nice" Even AI knows you're done This hex is rated E for Everyone [Outro] Hexed, hexed, you're such a mess Time to face this witch's test Your tech life's now a horror show That's what you get for being low Next time think before you act Or end up as a cursed artifact In my TikTok hexing stack! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA