[Intro] (He don’t wear diapers, but he sure makes a mess) (He’s my four-legged baby, and I love him the best!) [Verse 1] Traded in the baby talk for barking in the yard Got a gentle giant, but he thinks he’s bodyguard Looks real tough, but he’s scared of a chihuahua Drools like a faucet when I grab an empanada [Pre-Chorus] He’s my shotgun rider, loves a long drive Pup cup king, yeah, he’s living real high Takes up the bed, yeah, he snores like a man But I wouldn’t trade him, no way, no chance! [Chorus] I’m a dog mom, yeah, that’s my life No babies, just a pup by my side He farts, he burps, he’s way too nosey Couch potato, but he still stays cozy I’m a dog mom, wouldn’t change a thing Me and my boy, we’re a wild team! [Verse 2] Takes my food when I turn my back Leaves fur on my clothes, but I’m cool with that Gotta be close, he’s super needy Cries if I leave, yeah, he’s real clingy [Pre-Chorus] He’s my shotgun rider, loves a long drive Pup cup king, yeah, he’s living real high Big ol’ baby, but I love him so Even when he’s scared of dogs half his size, though! [Chorus] I’m a dog mom, yeah, that’s my life No babies, just a pup by my side He farts, he burps, he’s way too nosey Couch potato, but he still stays cozy I’m a dog mom, wouldn’t change a thing Me and my boy, we’re a wild team! [Bridge] He’s got my heart, yeah, that’s a fact Best decision, no turning back To some, he’s “just a dog,” oh please He’s family, my VIP! [Instrumental Interlude] [Chorus] I’m a dog mom, yeah, that’s my life No babies, just a pup by my side He farts, he burps, he’s way too nosey Couch potato, but he still stays cozy I’m a dog mom, wouldn’t change a thing Me and my boy, we’re a wild team! [Outro] (He don’t wear diapers, but he sure makes a mess) (He’s my four-legged baby, and I love him the best!)