[guitar riff intro] [Verse 1] [Male Scream Vocals] Ahh it’s that time again! Alarms going off, the grind begins. (Get up, get up get up!) Grab my clothes brush my teeth I’m heading out, let’s hit these streets (Get up, get in, and I’m on my way) In the car, looking like a landfill Gonna take an hour cuz traffics at a standstill [short instrumental break] Kick in the door, (Oh god, late again) The Boss is giving me the evil eye (Get to work) At my desk, my cage for the next 8 hours (Will I ever escape this hellscape!?) [Pre-Chorus] Emails flooding in like a raging tide. If one more jerk comments on my tie. Another call and I’m going to bail. [gang vocals] This meeting, could’ve been an email! [Chorus] [Hook] [Male Sung Vocals] The water cooler sees more action than I do! (oh oh oh oh oh) I have no friends and it feels like high school I don’t wanna hear about your kids again (oh oh oh oh oh) Will this nightmare ever end!? This isn’t it, I want to be happier. Instead I’m stuck trying to unjam the copier Woah oh, oh oh oh no Woah, Fuck this! (Let’s Go!) [Verse 2] [Male Scream Vocals] Flickering lights, it drives me crazy This place smells of regret and lonely cat lady My lifes a mess and so is my desk I’m bout to put this stapler to my chest (beat me) make me feel again. (cheat me) This aint a game you win. I can type 10,000 words a minute We both know that my heart isn’t in it! [Heavy Breakdown] [Stripped Back] [Emotional Swell] [Chorus] [Hook] [Male Sung Vocals] The water cooler sees more action than I do! (oh oh oh oh oh) I have no friends and it feels like high school I don’t wanna hear about your kids again (oh oh oh oh oh) Will this nightmare ever end!? This isn’t it, I want to be happier. Instead I’m stuck trying to unjam the copier Woah oh, oh oh oh no Woah, oh oh oh oh yeah! [Chorus Reprise] The water cooler sees more action than I do! (oh oh oh oh oh) I have no friends and it feels like high school I don’t wanna hear about your kids again (oh oh oh oh oh) Will this nightmare ever end!? This isn’t it, I want to be happier. Instead I’m stuck trying to unjam the copier Woah oh, oh oh oh no Woah, Fuck this! (Let’s Go!) [Heavy Breakdown] Let’s go! Let’s get out of here! 5 O’Clock on the dot. It’s time to get some beers! [Big Finish]