[Verse 1] I don’t want no toys, I don’t need no cheer, I just want a bottle and some titties near. Forget the tree, the lights, the snow, Just gimme a drink and a sleigh ride to go! [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is booze and boobs, Some bourbon and a woman who knows how to rub. I don’t care for presents, I don’t need a tree, Just hand me a beer and let me be free! [Verse 2] Santa’s comin’ but I’m too drunk to care, I’m slurring my wishes like I’m lost in the air. Mistletoe’s hangin’, but I’ll pass on that, Just gimme a shot and a lap dance chat! [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is booze and boobs, No cuddles, no kisses, just a couple of thugs. I don’t need no stockings, I don’t need no light, Just gimme a drink and a hot babe tonight! [Bridge] The snow’s fallin’, but I’m too damn warm, I’ve had enough tequila to weather the storm. Sleigh bells ringin’, but I’m still on the floor, Just make sure the whiskey’s in the fridge for more! [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is booze and boobs, Forget the goodwill, forget the hugs. A beer in my hand and a strip show, That’s all I need, now let’s go, let’s go! [Outro] So forget the songs, forget the cheer, I’ll be under the mistletoe with a pint of beer. So if you want to wish me, here’s what I’ll say: Just hand me a drink and get the hell out of my way!