My Drone Delivery (is your UFO)

[spaceship intro] **[Verse 1]** Fire escapes loaded with lawn chairs and lager Grills smoking hot like the city got hotter Wi-Fi battleships on the neighbor’s router Checking drone routes while the street gets louder --- **[Verse 2]** And it hovers so smooth, dropping boxes with flair The HOA Karen's losing it, waving in despair “What’s that thing in the sky? It’s invading my air!” Nah, it’s just my delivery—but go ahead, stare --- **[Chorus]** Drone delivery UFO My drone delivery is your UFO Tin-foil heads On a Netflix glow I got a drone delivery You got a UFO Pizza, parcels, and paranoia, who could ask for more? My drone delivery is your UFO --- **[Verse 3]** Skyscraper shadows paint the midnight streets And the hipsters with their matcha think it’s government fleets Dogs barking at tech, while their owners take receipts As the drones drop dim sum, shoes, and vegan sweets --- **[Verse 4]** On the corner, someone’s yelling “It’s the end of days!” But it’s just your delivery with a side of delays Studio lofts light up like Independence Day While the drone hits a lamppost—it’s in beta, okay? --- **[Bridge]** It’s a drone delivery It’s a UFO My neighbors think it’s Area 51’s big show They’re texting all their friends while I’m like, “Let it go— It’s just my drone delivery; it’s not Men in Black, bro” --- **[Outro]** Drone delivery UFO My drone delivery is your UFO Cities hum with confusion, but I’m in the know My drone delivery is your UFO .