Bad Movie Night (version 2)

[Announcer intro] Ladies and gentlemen It's that time again for BAD MOVIE NIGHT! [Verse 1] The lights are low, the screen’s aglow, A cult-classic trainwreck steals the show Grab your snacks and pour the wine, It’s our favorite way to unwind [Pre Chorus] Plot holes wide, effects gone wrong, But we’re laughing loud all night long Critics be damned, this is our jam, Let’s watch it crash and slam [Chorus] Bad movie night, it’s our time to shine, With a glass in hand, everything’s divine We’ll toast to the flops, the quirks, and the plight, Here’s to the magic of Bad Movie Night [Verse 2] The dialogue’s clunky, the acting’s bizarre, But that’s why we love these cinematic scars We’ll watch two if the first one’s short, With cheesy effects and a mutant cohort [Pre Chorus] Monsters fake, the plot’s derailed, Heroes stumble, the villain’s unscaled But who needs Oscars? We’ve got each other, We laugh so hard we’re waking the neighbors [Chorus] Bad movie night, it’s our time to shine, With a glass in hand, everything’s divine We’ll toast to the flops, the quirks, and the plight, Here’s to the magic of Bad Movie Night [Bridge] Pass the chips, refill the gin, Cue up the sequel—let’s dive right in Through awkward kisses and fights so fake, We revel in every glorious mistake [Chorus] Bad movie night, it’s our time to shine, With a glass in hand, everything’s divine We’ll toast to the flops, the quirks, and the plight, Here’s to the magic of Bad Movie Night [Outro] So raise a glass, my dear movie crew, To the films so bad, they’re perfect for you With love, laughs, and scenes so trite, We’ll keep on groovin’ through Bad Movie Night [Big Finish] Bad Movie NIGHT!