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Lobster hands is Christmas?

November 9, 2024 at 8:33 PMv3.5

[Instrumental] CHRISTMAS It's a Christmas song I promise [Verse] There's a horse with lobster hands Oh. Oh oh oh. He's running through the sands! No, no no ooh His hooves make a mighty sound. Look look look around. He's running towards you and... Oh no Fear his mighty lobster hand! [Bridge] Horse, I mean a reindeer of course There's no horses on Christmas [Verse] "Bonjour" He says to me Oh he's clearly on a killing spree! "qu'est-ce que tu veux?" He remarks, Then he bids me adieu! Oh how he barks! Christmas Santa Elves Jesus Trees Etc. Etc etc [Instrumental] [Chorus] A horse running with such grace! Running through outer space. I don't think he'll stay long He hastens through the throng. With lobster hands so long [Chorus] An Asian man he sees A man he can't appease A meeting must take place But the horse is lost in space Jingle the bells Jingle for jesus and santa and trees Rudolph oh oh Christmas, happy holidays [Instrumental] [Verse] He has some problems you see. Money trouble and things as such Gets distracted by a bee It all becomes too much [Verse] His surrounded by big fish. Dinner was their wish With terrifying jaws. They want to turn him to a dish But he cuts them with his lobster claws [Choir] With a swish! Swish swish swish swish swish swosh [Instrumental] [Chorus] A reindeer running with christmas grace! Running through the Christmas-y space. I don't think he'll wait long He hastens through the throng. With christmas spirit going strong. [Chorus] A santa claus man he sees A man who... Never pees A celebration must take place But the horse is not of reindeer race [Instrumental] [Outro] With lobster hands a REINDEER can be free. His hooves in a gallop chasing a bee. His lobster hands make things easier. you see Lobster hands that's the way to be. [Instrumental outro]

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