Batman is not a Superhero

[Verse 1] In the shadows of Gotham, where the darkness falls, There's a man with no powers, no super strength at all. He's got no laser vision, can't fly without a plane, Just a bag full of cash and a crappy bat cave. [Chorus] Batman, oh Batman, no cape of magic hue, No powers from the cosmos, just for fitting costume. He's not a superhero, by the comic book decree, Just a billionaire vigilante with a dark legacy. [Verse 2] He's got gadgets and gizmos, tech beyond reality, But no super powers, in the lap of luxury. His heroism comes from loss, from pain and from fright, Not from alien blood or a spider's bite. [Chorus] Batman, oh Batman, no serum in his veins, No gamma rays or mutant genes, just psycho growing pains. Not a superhero, not in the classic way, Just a mortal in a suit trying to Cosplay. [Bridge] Some say his heart's the power, his resolve, his drive, But without super senses, he's one who could die. He's the detective, the strategist, the dark knight's call, But is he a superhero? Well, no ,not at all. [Verse 3] He's an icon, an emblem of a fearful bat, But in the world of superheroes, he's just a pussy cat, As different, as distinct, with no powers to claim, Just a man with some money, fighting crime in his name. [Chorus] Batman, oh Batman, no mythical lore, Just a man with a vengeance, a dark knight at war. Not a superhero, not by the traditional rap, The real hero is Alfred who puts up with his crap. [Outro] So here's to the Dark Knight, with no powers to boast, He's not your typical hero, but tries harder than most. In the shadows of Gotham, where heroes are rare, Alfred is the legend, and Batman's just there.