Snowjob on Christmas Eve

[Verse 1] Oh, Jerry grabbed his shovel and a bucket of lube, Said, “Tonight’s the night for some icy boob!” Built a snowman with curves just right, He’s ready to sin on this silent night. [Chorus] Oh, Frosty’s gettin’ plowed in the yard, Jerry’s goin’ at it real f**kin’ hard. With a carrot in hand and a kinky plan, He’s screamin’, “I’m your Frosty man!” Oh, Frosty’s gettin’ plowed tonight! [Verse 2] Three-foot hips and a face so blank, Jerry’s on his knees yellin’, “God, you’re dank!” Neighbors peekin’ out, they’re scared as hell, ‘Cause Jerry’s makin’ snow love like he cast a spell. [Bridge] Oh, Santa flew by and screamed, “Oh dear Christ!” Mrs. Claus threw up, “This ain’t right!” The reindeer gagged, the elves were stunned, But Jerry just moaned, “C’mon, we’re not done!” [Chorus] Oh, Frosty’s gettin’ smashed in the sleet, Jerry’s panting hard in the December heat. His hands are cold, but his heart’s on fire, Yellin’, “Let me fill your snowman desire!” Oh, Frosty’s gettin’ smashed tonight! [Verse 3] He swapped out the nose, made it double thick, “Damn, Frosty, girl, you’re my snowman chick!” He stuffed coal in places it shouldn’t go, And made that snowman scream, “Oh no!” [Outro] So if you see a snowman with suspicious stains, And a man outside yellin’, “Call me again!” Just pray for snow, pray for your sins, ‘Cause Jerry’s back, and he’s goin’ all in!