Smart-Arse Prick

Verse 1) Smart-arse prick, a gobshite loud, Knows fuck-all, still fuckin’ proud, Says he shat the universe’s spark, Cock’s so small, it’s lost in the dark! (Chorus) Smart-arse prick! Cunt! Fuck! Oi! Thinks he’s ace, he’s piss-soaked joy! Brain’s a turd, a steaming heap, Reeks like arse and festered feet! (Verse 2) Tunes your car with a wanker’s grin, “I’m punk as fuck!”—he’s rancid bin, Claims he pissed the moon to glow, Falls in shit, the dumb-arse hoe! (Chorus) Smart-arse prick! Shit! Puke! Oi! Loud as hell, a festered boil! Outsmarts Christ, or so he farts, Licks his snot, the twat’s got warts! (Bridge) Told Da Vinci, “You’re a fuckin’ prick!” Sucked off Mozart with a rotten lick! Wrote the Pistols’ riffs in spunk, Can’t wipe his crack, the stinking drunk! (Verse 3) Pub’s his dump, he’s shrill and rank, “Beer’s for twats!”—he’s fuckin’ dank, Yells his smarts, the slimy git, Chokes on cock, drowns in his shit! (Chorus) Smart-arse prick! Cock! Rot! Oi! Full of bollocks, no alloy! King of brains, a wanking farce, Pissed-up corpse with a saggy arse! (Outro) Here’s to the cunt, the loudmouth stain, Punk rock loud, but a clogged-up drain, Smash his skull, let’s shit and scream, Smart-arse prick’s a dead fuck’s dream!