[Creepy Synthesizer with Driving Electronic Beat] [Verse 1] If you have ever thought That your girlfriend's parents were weird Spare a thought for poor old Brett Driving down a country road To have dinner with Lisa's parents The first time they will ever have met [Verse 2] Turning left onto their estate He sees a large gothic house Her parent's must be minted Lisa rings the bell and waits The huge oak doors open And both of them are greeted [Verse 3] Lisa's father stands before them Pale weathered complexion And an unsettling manic grin They are led to the dining room Lisa's family are already eating Blood drooling down their chins [Chorus] And I bet... you thought... your girlfriends parents were weird And I bet... you thought... your girlfriends parents were weird [Short organ and synth solo] The meat he is fed Appears to be barely cooked He has to force down each bite A few sips of the wine And his head is spinning He is no longer feeling alright [Verse 5] They gather around him 'Hope you have enjoyed the food' 'Your eating Lisa's ex' The last thing he sees Is Lisa laughing crazily at him As he succumbs to the drugs effect [Chorus] And I bet... you thought... your girlfriends parents were weird And I bet... you thought... your girlfriends parents were weird [Gothic guitar solo] [Synth Guitar Instrumental Break] [Outro - creepy male spoken voice] Lisa, pass over a bit of his thigh..... Hmmmmm.... You've always had good taste in men [Synth Guitar Instrumental Break] [Ending]