Sorority Secrets

[Intro - Haunting melody] You know what's funny about sorority girls? [ice in glass clinking] Some of them ain't what they seem... Trust me, I found out the hard way... [beat drops] [Verse 1 - 16 bars] See, I used to think I knew all about Greek Row Fresh fade, new ride, ego on full show Scanning for them lasses, thinking I'm so wise Till I met three angels with the devil's eyes First one's looking pure with them lashes low Second's rocking glasses, putting on a show Third one's shy and proper, cardigan neat Man, I thought my player game was 'bout to peak They invite me over, study time they say Netflix and some chill, perfect end of day Got my mind on foursome, thinking I'm the man Didn't know these girls had a different plan Way they walk ahead got me hypnotized Sweet and proper package, perfectly disguised Something in their smiles should've made me pause 'Fore I followed candy to the lion's jaws [Chorus - Dark orchestral hits] Sweet little lasses with them sugar-coated faces (what?) Got me stepping quickly into darker places (uh-oh) Sweet little lasses with them deadly eyes (help me) 'Bout to make this player meet his own demise [THWACK!] [Verse 2 - 24 bars] First few minutes chill, everything seems nice Sarah pours the tea, adding sugar twice Lisa drops a pencil, bends down real slow Jenny's fixing stockings, putting on a show Then Sarah shifts her sweater – wait, hold up, freeze Something shiny black underneath I see [gulp] Lisa's bag tips over, leather hits the floor Jenny's giggle changes, ain't sweet no more Now they're moving different, circling slow Sweet faces turning predatory as they go Try to play it cool but my swagger's cracking As they show me what this player's game was lacking Sarah's pulling rope out, professional grade Lisa's got equipment makes me feel afraid Jenny's dropping shy girl act like yesterday's news While I'm calculating which door I should choose Mind's racing quick now, something ain't right These ain't normal study girls I met tonight Sarah purrs "Getting nervous, baby boy?" While Lisa blocks the exit, treating me like toy Jenny's cardigan drops, shows her dominatrix pride While my confidence is looking for somewhere to hide [nervous laughter] I should probably head home... [Bridge - Beat switches to tense piano] Aww, leaving so soon? [heels clicking slow] But we're just getting started... [predatory giggle] Don't you want to see what good girls really do? When they're feeling... bad [CRACK!] [Verse 3 - 24 bars, rapid delivery] That's when panic hits and I make my dash Sarah moves like lightning, whip about to crash "Oh yes, run for us!" they all start to squeal [excited giggles] This is what these angels really want to feel Lisa's moving faster than them track stars do Jenny's transformation got me black and blue Cornered like a rabbit in their twisted game While they're listing all the ways they'll make me tame "Please, I need to leave" – wrong thing to say Set their eyes on fire like the gates of hey Sarah's into knots that would make scouts cry [rope whipping] Lisa's hardware collection makes me want to die Jenny's got a french maid costume with my size [cloth rustling] As they break this player down and brutalize Every sign of fear just makes them more intense Demolishing my ego and my last defense Now I got a schedule, seven days in hell Different mistress daily ringing different bells Monday's needle play got my nerves all shot Tuesday's ballet training in a spot too hot Wednesday's electricity makes me dance and sing Thursday through Sunday... man, I can't name them things [whimper] Somebody help me... [Final Chorus - Full orchestral horror] Sweet little lasses turned to queens of pain [chains] Got me begging daily through my tears of shame [THWACK!] Sweet little lasses with them wicked ways Turned this player's game into their kinky plays [CRACK!] [Outro - Phone Recording] "Yo bro, listen quick, they might hear me now... If you ever meet some sorority girls Looking too sweet, too pure to be true... Run like hell, man, just ru- OH NO, MISTRESS SARAH!" [THWACK!] "YES MISTRESS, THANK YOU MISTRESS!" [whispered] "Save yourself, I'm too far go-" [phone line dies]