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SPARE THE SPADE

August 17, 2024 at 2:06 AMv3.5

(Intro) You have failed me boy, We're all so disappointed in you. You know what comes next it's no surprise, I see the look of terror in your eyes, The sink is running now, And you should run too, The spade is coming out, Your mother can't save you. [Chorus] Your worth has been measured, Your punishment weighed, It's time to slap your belly with a wet spade. SLAP SLAP SLAP, I'll slap your belly, Your belly with a wet spade, Don't even bother trying to evade, SLAP SLAP SLAP, Next time you'll study more to get a passing grade. Into the water the spade is plunged, Don't worry boy your sins will soon be expunged, It slowly rises searching for your abs, Feel the slap reverberate across your flab. Tell me boy can you hear the bell, No more excuses no more lies to tell, You better brace your jelly rolls, The spade thirsts for your stomach's soul. [Chorus] Your worth has been measured, Your punishment weighed, It's time to slap your belly with a wet spade. SLAP SLAP SLAP, I'll slap your belly, Your belly with a wet spade, Don't even bother trying to evade, SLAP SLAP SLAP, This is the end of the game you choose to play. Now take your shirt off boy, I'll slap your belly with a wet spade, You're trying to act tough, But you're 'bout to get played. They say don't spare the spade, So off with your shirt and do as you're bade. [Bridge] Each and every slap impacts, Do you hear the sound just like the lighting cracks, The spade cares not for feelings only facts, Well padded by your love of cracker-jacks, Steel your sad excuse for a six-pack, You'll pay the price and the price is a thousand smacks, [Chorus] Your worth has been measured, Your punishment weighed, It's time to slap your belly with a wet spade. SLAP SLAP SLAP, I'll slap your belly, Your belly with a wet spade, Don't even bother trying to evade, SLAP SLAP SLAP, Next time you'll study more to get a passing grade. [Outro] Your worth has been measured, Your punishment weighed, It's time to slap your belly with a wet spade. SLAP SLAP SLAP, I'll slap your belly, Your belly with a wet spade, Don't even bother trying to evade, SLAP SLAP SLAP, This is the end of the game you choose to play, I'LL SLAP YOUR BELLY WITH A WET SPADE, SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP, SLAP SLAP SLAP, SLAP SLAP SLAP. - Required 104 iterations

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