The wrong wagon

[Verse 1] It started in Midhväkt one fine sunny day, The barley was packed and carted away. That's the wrong wagon. But Holagh’s brewer, with his big toothy grin, Shouted, “These aren’t hops—what mess am I in?” Now the town’s a’laggin’! [Chorus] Oh, ale and oats gone wild, what a mix to see! The bread’s got bubbles, and the beer’s too wheaty. The festival roared, the laughter ran free, Ale and oats gone wild, it’s a recipe for glee! [Verse 2] The baker was baffled, “My loaves smell so stout!” The brewer just laughed, “This ale’s grainier, no doubt.” That's the wrong wagon. The whole town was drinking and eating with cheer, As the baker cried, “Why’s my bread taste like beer?” Now the town’s a’laggin’! [Chorus] Oh, ale and oats gone wild, what a mix to see! The bread’s got bubbles, and the beer’s too wheaty. The festival roared, the laughter ran free, Ale and oats gone wild, it’s a recipe for glee! [Verse 3] Now every harvest, they remember the day, When oats made the beer, and hops went astray. That's the wrong wagon. The baker and brewer still swap their supplies, And laugh ‘til the tears fill their ale-flavored pies. Now the town’s a’laggin’! [Chorus] Oh, ale and oats gone wild, what a mix to see! The bread’s got bubbles, and the beer’s too wheaty. The festival roared, the laughter ran free, Ale and oats gone wild, it’s a recipe for glee! That's the wrong wagon Now the town’s a’laggin’! [Chorus] Oh, ale and oats gone wild, what a mix to see! The bread’s got bubbles, and the beer’s too wheaty. The festival roared, the laughter ran free, Ale and oats gone wild, it’s a recipe for glee! [Verse 4] Now Midhväkt’s a town where mistakes are an art, From mixing up wagons to losing the cart. That's the wrong wagon But ask them who’s fault—well, they’ll point all around, In this city of chaos, no order is found! Now the town’s a’laggin’! [Chorus] Oh, ale and oats gone wild, what a mix to see! The bread’s got bubbles, and the beer’s too wheaty. The festival roared, the laughter ran free, Ale and oats gone wild, it’s a recipe for glee!