I'm shacspere!

Abra ka dabra, alacazam! I'll turn your pet into hammmmmmmmm! 'Cause I'm Shacspere! A magicion, it's true! And I'll give you a real nasty flue! Why? 'Cause why! I’ve been imprisend, torchured in the colde, Through a blizzerd, torchered with no soul! And now I’m out for reeeeeveeeeenge! Bu bu bu bu bu buaoaoa! I’m Shacspere! I’m Shacspere! I’m Shacspere! A magicion too! From another dimension, just for you... Where the food looks just like… YOUUUUU! My spells are twisted, my rhymes are cursed, Turn your gold to mold, your best to worst! I’ll summon goblins, trolls, and rats, Make your cat wear silly hats! I've walked through fiyre, crawled through ice, Betrayed by the stars, not once but twice! I seek vengeance, don’t you see? Now every soul belongs to meeeee! Alakazooooom, alakablast! Watch out, I'm coming faaaast! I'm Shacspere, dark and mean, With tricks you’ve never seen!