[Verse 1] It's 4 in the morning, I'm drunk and I'm horny I slide into town to see what I can find I'm wanting something more than string beans and sprouts I'm headed for the bright yellow light of a Waffle House sign [Verse 2] You come for the food but you stay for the show There aint never no telling just what you might see If you work here at night, you better know how to fight And the waitress looks like she played in the SEC [Chorus] She's big and she's round, about 300 pounds some jailhouse tattoos, she's might be missing some teeth buttons are straining on the front of her blouse Here's your food honey, would you like some more tea? [Instrumental turn around] Scattered and Smothered, I think that I love her from the wink that she gave me, I think she likes me too she might be a heifer, but hell, that's how I like em a man needs a little something to hold on to [Verse 3] She's sweeter than sugar, hotter than the coffee She can snatch the bacon right out of my mouth I came in for breakfast, and now I'm wanting dessert Im talking about the waitress at the Waffle House [Verse 4] I want to butter her biscuits, flip her sunny side up smear that sweet jelly roll all over my face biscuits and gravy, and a big nekkid lady there ain't a better way to start off your day [Chorus] She's big and she's round, about 300 pounds some jailhouse tattoos, she's might be missing some teeth buttons straining on the front of her blouse Here's your check honey, would you like some more tea? [instrumental turnaround] Scattered and Smothered, I think that I love her from the wink that she gave me, I think she likes me too she might be a heifer, but hell, that's how I like em a man needs a little something to hold on to [instrumental break] I'm