Bounce

[Verse 1] Laid down my head, was ready for sleep, Then came the thumping—steady and deep. Walls are thin, and so is my patience, Sounds like a goddamn sex celebration. [Pre-Chorus] I know love is grand, and passion is fine, But do they have to keep testing the springs every night? [Chorus] Honey, the neighbors are fucking again, Walls shaking like a goddamn train! I’d call the landlord, but let’s be real— I think he gave ‘em a discount deal! [Verse 2] Last week, I swear, they cracked the floor, Heard a “YES!” then a slam on the door. Thought it was a fight—should I call the cops? Nope, just another climactic drop. [Pre-Chorus] I’ve tried white noise, I’ve tried earplugs, But nothing drowns out those motivational grunts… [Chorus] Honey, the neighbors are fucking again, That headboard’s got more miles than my old sedan! Should we move or should we fight? Or just rate ‘em on Yelp and give ‘em five? [Bridge] Maybe we should leave a note, Something classy, something polite— Like “Keep it down” or “Nice technique”… Or at least switch up the beat! [Chorus] Honey, the neighbors are fucking again, At this point, they should charge us rent! If they keep this up till the morning light, I’m demanding breakfast as an invite! [Outro] So honey, let’s just laugh and cheer, Love is loud, and they make it clear! But if they don’t stop by next weekend… I’m investing in noise-canceling friends!