I sip em up

[First verse] First off, fuck your choice of the drinks you down Drinking from the top shelf like a fuckin clown Spending hundreds extra cause you like the taste Alcohol to dough ratio is a fucking disgrace You're checking out vinyards always lookin for the best I'd like you to meet Dan n B.W.S Cask wine section, alcohol for a dime Always something on special every single time You worked hard for hours to afford a shitty beer Two coins from my couch and I'm litty up in here It's not about the salary it's all about the ratio You keep pissing away money in every fuckin scenario Hundreds of dollars spewing from your dick Not a great investment was it, you fuckin prick All the spirits tastin the same for me Cause they're mixed in my bathtub for free, see [Chorus] Grab your glass and fill it with goon Point and laugh at the other baffoons Who ordered shots? Have you not been listenin? Put the grey goose down and start scribblin You know I sip em up!