Damn You, Amazon!

[Verse] Well, I clicked on that ad, thought I'd save a few bucks, But my coupon code failed, just my plain rotten luck. Went to checkout and hollered with might, "Damn you, Amazon! This just ain't right!" [Verse 2] I tried it again, maybe third time's a charm, But those discount codes put me through alarm. I was cussing and fussing, shaking my fist, "Damn you, Amazon! You made the wrong list." [Chorus] Damn you, Amazon, with your tricky games, These promo codes make sure my wallet stays the same. But then, like a miracle, the discount goes through, "Bless you, Amazon! Oh, how I love you!" [Verse 3] Got my cart filled with deals, feeling high on my toe, Thought I'd get that new shirt and some boots for the snow. But the code didn’t register, made me grin like a clown, "Damn you, Amazon! You let me down." [Verse 4] I called up their number, got a robot instead, The damn thing repeated every word that I said. I was ready to quit, but I gave it one more shot, "Damn you, Amazon, you’re all I got!" [Chorus] Damn you, Amazon, with your tricky games, These promo codes make sure my wallet stays the same. But then, like a miracle, the discount goes through, "Bless you, Amazon! Oh, how I love you!"