[Screaming Country Guitar Intro] (Verse 1) Well, every single day you’re stuck to my side Like a fly on a biscuit, no matter how I’ve tried You call it affection, but it feels like dismay How can I miss you when you won’t go away? (Chorus) How can I miss you when you're always here? Like an old, bad joke that won’t disappear You’re everywhere, honey, like dust on my sleeve And I want to see you go, but I really want to see your butt leave! (Verse 2) I’ve tried losin' you like my car keys or socks But you’re hangin' on like an unwelcome knock More stuck than a sticker burr on my hay How can I miss you when you won’t go away? (Pre-Chorus) I’ve dropped all the hints, babe, can’t you perceive? I wanna see you go, but mostly your butt as you leave. (Chorus) How can I miss you when you're always around? Like a bad country song that never shuts down You're at my front door, on my porch, up my sleeve And I want to see you go, but really want to see your butt leave! (Verse 3) You leave trash in my truck like it’s some kind of bin Dirty clothes on the bathroom floor again The toothpaste is open, and I can’t even breathe How can I miss you when you won’t let me grieve? (Bridge) You’re like the last fry I didn’t want to eat Or the third trip to town when I’m dead on my feet You’re the alarm I snoozed, but it keeps on ringing The longer you stay, the less I’m grinning! (Chorus - Finale) How can I miss you when you hang around like glue? You’re stickin' to me like gum on my shoe I'd beg for some space, but why play naïve? When I want to see you go, but really want to see your butt leave! (Outro) So, darlin’, if you love me, give me a reprieve— I want to see you go, but really wanna see your butt leave! (Keep walkin', and don’t come back now, ya hear?) [End The Song Right Here]