Trash Turkey

[Verse] Found a turkey in the bin Smelled funky looked so grim Boss says we gotta serve it Crazy talk but he insists [Verse 2] Feathers tangled in the mess It's not great but more or less Clean it up and dress it nice Hope no one needs a doctor’s advice [Chorus] Trash turkey on the table We're doing what we're able Serve it up don’t let them see The show must go on we all agree [Verse 3] In the kitchen cooking fast Trying to make this madness past Crispy skin some gravy too Hope it tastes as good as new [Bridge] Laughing ‘cause it’s crazy stuff Wonder if they'll call our bluff But we're pros we make it work Though that bird was just berserk [Chorus] Trash turkey on the table We're doing what we're able Serve it up don’t let them see The show must go on we all agree