The Lost EarPod

[intro] I opened my AirPod case, to have some fun, But instead of two AirPods, there was one. I retraced every step. Looked in every spot, But could I find them? I could not. [chorus] My AirPods gone, I wish it were here, Sound has ceased from my right ear The pod is missed, there is a gap It won’t show up on the find my map [verse] My noise cancelling abilities, now dismissed, And only half the sound of Tayla Swift exists Bruce Springsteen doesn’t sound the same With the boss on one side of my brain [verse] I shouldn’t leave the AirPod out of Its case And now all that’s left is a terrifying space In the charger where there should be an AirPod now exists a dark gap that proves there’s no god [chorus] My AirPods gone, I wish it were here, Sound has ceased from my right ear The pod is missed, there is a gap It won’t show up on the find my map [verse] It’s not the first time, hope it’s the last These tragedies come and go so fast It’s lost and gone and damn this sucks Gonna cost a hundred and eighty bucks [chorus] My AirPods gone, I wish it were here, Sound has ceased from my right ear The pod is missed, there is a gap It won’t show up on the find my map [bridge] I can’t live life with just one AirPod pro That’s not how a modern life should go If my AirPod case is always empty I won’t ever be able to buy a JetSki [outro] My AirPods gone, it disappeared The way things vanish is kinda weird. The pod is missed, and I’m feeling low Life is sad when not in stereo [short instrumental outro]