Welcome to the Snake Pit, where you’re guaranteed to have a good time and no money back! [Verse 1] I’ll set the scene, we all converge It’s Friday night, we’re bringing our computers On the horizon, A LAN party cometh Then there’s a shout: “Battlestar Galactica" [Bridge 1] The cameras are tuned Father’s sometimes watching The light turns blue It’s “Battlestar Galactica" [Chorus] Change your screens, don’t do that thing Mind your manners, mind your tongue Everybody be on their best behavior Be on your guard, watch for the light, the night is young [Verse 2] 48 hours, 2 hours sleep Zombie in church, eyes can barely peek I say “amen”, I swear I wasn’t napping 2 words perk me up “Battlestar Galactica" [Bridge 2] We’re all going too Father will be watching The light turns blue It’s “Battlestar Galactica" [Chorus] Change your screens, don’t do that thing Mind your manners, mind your tongue Everybody be on their best behavior Be on your guard, watch for the light, the night is young [Interlude] Do you remember, a dude stuck in chat No games were played “A, S, L” in dark gloom A new idea, we don a persona Sweet Tomater enters the room We chat him up, he’s suddenly 6 foot 2 A quarterback A roar of laughter: ha ha haaaa The ruse is over, he knows it’s us Then there’s a shout, It’s “Battlestar Galactica" [Chorus] Change your screens, don’t do that thing Mind your manners, mind your tongue Everybody be on their best behavior Be on your guard, watch for the light, the night is young [outro]