Bitchin’ and Moanin

[Verse 1] Woke up this morning, feelin’ pretty good, Then she started in, like I knew she would, “Why’s the coffee cold? Why’s the sky so blue?” I swear she even blames me when she loses her shoe! [Pre-Chorus] She’s got that frown, got that glare, Bitchin’ ‘bout the dishes that ain’t even there, She says the world’s against her, but it’s just me, Brother, I’m the villain in her bad mood spree! [Chorus] Bitchin’ and moanin’, it’s all day long, Blamin’ me for everything that’s gone wrong, Bitchin’ and moanin’, singin’ that sad song, Girl, your bad vibes are way too strong! [Verse 2] She wakes up grumpy, don’t need no coffee, Starts her day with a fresh list just to nag at me, “Why ain’t the trash out? Why ain’t the car clean?” Meanwhile, I’m just sittin’ here, tryin’ to keep it serene! [Pre-Chorus] She’s mad at the sun, mad at the moon, She’s mad that it’s June when she wanted it to be noon, I swear she’s inventing things just to fight, I think she yelled at me for breathin’ last night! [Chorus] Bitchin’ and moanin’, it’s all day long, Blamin’ me for stuff I didn’t even do wrong, Bitchin’ and moanin’, girl, that’s your theme song, Can’t wait ‘til your bad mood is long gone! [Bridge] “You didn’t read my mind, didn’t get it right,” She’s angry when it’s morning, and she’s mad at night, If the toast is burnt, if the mail’s too late, Somehow, baby, it’s always me you hate! [Chorus] Bitchin’ and moanin’, girl, give me a break, You’d think I caused an earthquake with that face you make, Bitchin’ and moanin’, it’s like you’re on repeat, You’re so mad, I’m scared of your heartbeat! [Outro] She’s bitchin’ in the kitchen, moanin’ in the hall, Mad about the weather, mad about it all, Bitchin’ and moanin’, it’s all you do, Girl, I swear I’m dodgin’ your attitude!