The Ballad of Mordin the Wild

[Verse] Mordin the druid steps into the room A short beard of steel but his grin’s full bloom With a mug in hand and a heart half-sane He’ll turn into a bear when you’re deep in the rain [Chorus] Oh Mordin the brave with the forest roar The changer of shape from ridge to shore He’s no wise sage he’s no grand priest But save a town and he’ll take your cheese [Verse 2] A fox at dawn and a hawk by noon A wolf in the shadows to sing to the moon He may trip on roots while fighting the beast But toss him a cheddar and he’s at the feast [Chorus] Oh Mordin the brave with the forest roar The changer of shape from ridge to shore He’s no wise sage he’s no grand priest But save a town and he’ll take your cheese [Bridge] From cellar mice to the depths of the bog He’ll leap through the storms as a croaking frog With a laugh that’s wild and a knack for flair The cheese-paid druid without a care [Verse 3] He once was an elk but crashed through a gate Then turned into a sparrow but forgot the date Though wisdom’s lacking his heart is stout With a hunk of brie he’ll work it out