Hoo! When you're running for the loo, but it's coming out like goo, diarrhea, diarrhea. (Laughing) When you're feeling really sick, and it's coming out real quick, diarrhea, diarrhea. (Laughing) When it feels like the plague, and it's drippin' down your leg, diarrhea, diarrhea When your holding real tight, but you lose the fight, diarrhea, diarrhea. (Laughing) When a fart is not just air, and you feel something there, diarrhea, diarrhea. (Laughing) When you're out on your first date, and your stomach seals your fate, diarrhea, diarrhea. Oh no! When you're stuck in traffic's mess, feeling intestinal distress, diarrhea, diarrhea. When your pants fill with foam, while you're driving to your home, diarrhea, diarrhea. When your butt begins to ooze, while you take a snooze, diarrhea, diarrhea. When your pants turn brown, and people start to frown, diarrhea, diarrhea When it dribbles on the floor while you're shopping at the store, diarrhea, diarrhea. (Wet fart) Oops, time to go change my pants!
