[Verse 1] In the neon glow of golden arches, a fight broke out one night, A man's pride clashed with fast food, in the harsh fluorescent light. He threw a punch, it all went wrong, now he's trapped in endless halls, Lost in the backrooms' eerie thrall, where every corridor sprawls. [Chorus] Stuck in the backrooms, lost without a clue, In this maze of madness, where dreams don't come true. But amidst the darkness, he found a cheesy delight, A slice of yellow comfort, shining in the dim light. [Verse 2] He wandered aimlessly, through corridors that never end, Memories of that McDonald's, and the fight he can't defend. But then he saw it, a beacon in the gloom, A single slice of cheese, like a flower in full bloom. [Chorus] Stuck in the backrooms, lost without a clue, In this maze of madness, where dreams don't come true. But amidst the darkness, he found a cheesy delight, A slice of yellow comfort, shining in the dim light. [Bridge] He never thought he'd fall in love, with something so absurd, But in this strange dimension, it's the little things he's heard. He whispers sweet nothings to his dairy love affair, In the backrooms' eerie silence, they're a mismatched pair. [Verse 3] In the depths where shadows play, Where darkness reigns both night and day, There lurked a bacteria, vile and mean, In the backrooms, an unseen scene. With a slice of cheese, I ventured forth, To vanquish this pest from its hidden north, A warrior armed with dairy might, To banish this menace from sight. (Chorus) Oh, cheese, my noble ally true, Your sacrifice, I'll never rue, But in your loss, a sadness grows, For you, my friend, struck down by foes. [Verse 4] With a swift motion, the cheese was flung, And the bacteria's reign was finally undone, But as it perished, my heart did weep, For the cheese that lay now in eternal sleep. In the silence of the backrooms' halls, I mourned the cheese, adorned with walls, Yet amidst the grief, a glimmer shone, A beacon of hope, previously unknown. [Chorus] Oh, cheese, though you are gone from me, Your memory lives eternally, But in this maze of endless dreams, A golden arch, a beacon gleams. [Bridge] A Backrooms McDonald's, a haven found, In this labyrinth, a treasure unbound, With fries and burgers, a feast divine, In the backrooms' depths, a place to dine. [Outro] So let us feast, let laughter ring, In this surreal, strange dining wing, For though the cheese may R I P